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Wave Propagation

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:00 -0500

If zombies ever become a thing I'm going to go onto the roof and stay there until it passes. Sometimes I feel like they're already here and that I just haven't realized it. They make mistakes and have to be told the same thing over and over again then they go home to their zombie families to stuff their faces with salts and sugars.

Wipers - Doom Town

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Two Cows

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 07:14 -0500

Even cows know how delicious they are. This makes me want to grill a steak. If you bring the meat, I will grill it...but you have to share it with me. Also, bring some beer because I don't have enough to go around.

Lou Barlow - Tough

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Blue Jay

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 00:00 -0500

This bird is slow and he's probably going to be eaten by a hawk or an owl. Being eaten by an owl would be embarrassing if you ask me because they're goofy looking. At any rate, this bird is on my fence and he better not fuck with my garden.

Jason Loewenstein - NYC III

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Sky Pilot

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:00 -0500

I like airplanes. I wanted you to know this because you might have been curious. What else are you curious about? I want to tell you lots of things but you are probably too uncomfortable to ask.

Eric Burdon & The Animals - Sky Pilot

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Medieval Folklore

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:00 -0500

I'm going to start a hobby where I spend most of my life finding elusive things. Once I find said things I'm going to take them apart and see how they work and why it makes them so rare. Then, I'm going to have to find someone to help me mount my collections on the wall.

J Mascis - Several Shades of Why

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Take My Money

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 21:30 -0500

I bought beer at 7-11 on my way home today. The man in front of me asked for menthol cigarettes and proceeded to tell the cashier, "Us black people smoke menthol cigarettes. It tastes good when you breathe in...minty. But if you don't smoke don't start up...it's a terrible habit. If you're gonna put your mouth on anything put it on pussy," he added. Then he went on to talk about how that's what he was going to do when he got home and that he and his wife had been together for over 30 years.

The Verve - Drive You Home

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Stop it...

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:20 -0500

See ya....

The Pixies - Subbacultcha

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DC Metro

Sun, 06 May 2012 00:00 -0500

I read a story about a man who was riding the DC metro.
He was attacked by another man.
The police didn't show up for a long time.

Graham Coxon - Knife In The Cast

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Wild Animal

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 00:00 -0500

The other day I saw some crows flying around and I downloaded an app on my phone that would call them over to me. It didn't work. I'm not sure what type of bird is in this photograph, so I didn't make an attempt at calling it over. I kind of wish they would make a nest nearby so that I could photograph them from up close...but they would undoubtedly shit on everything.

Mudhoney - Shoot The Moon

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Manufactured for Student Transport

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 00:00 -0500

For the longest time after having graduated high school, I would get a stomach-ache at the sight of a school bus. Now, the only thing I see is a giant, yellow, germ factory on wheels.

Film: Arista Premium 100 | (Home Processing).
Camera: Canon AV-1
Frank Black and the Catholics - Dog In The Sand

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